Lovely Wife SMS

N the U.S.... this is my lovely wife.
In Britain.
This is my lovely queen.
In Kenya...
huyu ndiye mama watoto
In USA, when going to work, wife says "have
fun at work hunie"
In UK, wife says "see you later sweaty"
In Kenya, wife says "Chelewa leo tena
utaona"
In US husband tells her wife, you look smart
in that new dress.
In UK, i miss to walk with you in that dress
my dear.
In kenya, inaonekana manager ameanza
kukufungia mach.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo
tafuta kwenye utarudi..
In the US..Dear, i enjoy this walk (walking
hand in hand, to bus stage)
In the UK..it’s my turn to drive
In Kenya...mama mwangi, tanguria nikupate
stage
When a student fails an exam, the father
says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Kenya- kumbe niriuza ngo'mbe ndio
nipereke ng'ombe ingine shule!

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